In DonQui’s opinion it is not Tower Bridge – although it is pretty impressive.
It is certainly not London Bridge, which is in Arizona.
Neither is it Waterloo Bridge, despite the Kinks’ eulogy and the rather magnificent views.
In DonQui’s view it is Albert Bridge which has to take top spot
He always feels inspired whenever he sees it or crosses between Battersea and Chelsea
And if he is trotting along with others he is always careful to break step – after all he would not want to cause it to fall down.